Damn she put it all out there….
God I hope this is true.
i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong
What is it?
Going into cardiac arrest here…
Jo is pressing up against his crotch region, trying to squeeze through, so he says because he’s gonna cum in his pants.
a show is only as good as its filler episodes
and avatar: the last airbender was on a whole other level
this was what a filler episode SHOULD be, it may not have furthered the plot, but it did highlight the characters and deepen our understanding of them
This was actually my favorite episode
i remember one time i copied this gay smut thing on my moms laptop and she accidentally pasted it and it was something like “Im going to fuck you so hard right here against this wall’ he whispered into his ear “show you what gay sex is like,fuck you up the ass” and my mom freaked and was like “whats this!??!?!” and i was like “idk! im a girl why would i be reading gay porn?!? ” so nOW SHE THINKS MY BROTHER IS GAYThanks for making me laugh so much
I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.
*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater
How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?
She’s doin’ fine
so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed
bless this writer and this entire episode
Bless Mark Sheppard for delivering that flawlessly
bless the creators for creating Crowley
if i were an animal though i don’t think i’d be an opossum id be a dog or a river otter those guys are always happy and always at the river like me
I’m so amused because when Steven Spielberg was making Jurassic Park he’s like ‘I want 10 ft’ velociraptors and everyone else is like ‘Steven no, they weren’t that big’ and he’s just like ‘well damn imma put them in the movie anyway’ and then during filming some random palaeontologists found actual 10 ft velociraptor skeletons and Spielberg was probably like ‘told ya so’
Some snaps from my Harry Potter Reread - Part 1 [Part 2]
How DC ends their movies:
How Marvel ends their movies:
i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.
PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.
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