The tweet that saved the entire female population
a man who gets what he wants out of life
"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
Why do you know so much about murdering people
Why do you want to murder a lot of people
POUR JUICE ON YOUR BABY. J UUSTT PP OURR J UCIICCE ALL OVOEOR RYOUR YOUN GG CHILDD, J US T DO I T YO U PIE CE OF
I JUST SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS
when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion
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Ok, I’m confused. Why the fuck is MTV doing a show about how college age people are “surviving” as virgins. ITS NOT A FUCKING CONDITION!!!! Since when is virginity anywhere near comparable to the shit you cover like catfishing and teen pregnancy? This just really freaking pissing me off.
based on this text post!
(it is filed under my “fav theories for the beginning of s10”)
you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk
Rose: Come on Doctor, lets go to the beach!
Doctor: Just let me put some suitable footwear on.
WHY COULDN’T THEY LET BOBBY LIVE
WHY COULDN’T BOBBY BE WITH JODY
WHY COULDN’T BOBBY HAVE LOVE
'Cus some Dick shot him
yOU KNOW WHAT
literally all i want is to fall asleep on someone
i’m very tired and i want to lay my head on someone’s stomach and have them run their fingers through my hair and sleep
I like how all of these 11-17 year olds are just going to school with vampires and werewolves and giant spiders and vicious three-headed dogs in their backyard, yet they need a permission slip with an iron-clad parent/guardian signature to go have a harmless butterbeer at the nearby wizarding village.
Okay, Hogwarts. Okay.
Raven’s mom knows what’s up
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