Step 1: Grab a canned margarita from the fridge to calm your anxiety
Step 2: If you haven’t been assigned a topic, pick one that you know a lot about already and has a lot of easy to find sources on the internet
Step 3: Find an essay on the internet that fits your topic, already has some sources, and is close to your page requirement. *WARNING* You many have to pay for a decent essay!
Step 4: Read your chosen essay and check that the entire thing makes sense. Also use this time to brainstorm your own additions to the essay.
Step 5: Its time to actually write the thing! Go through your entire sample essay and paraphrase so that you essay wont show up as plagiarized when you turn it in. In most cases, you can even cite the essay you used.
Step 6: Try (and fail) to refrain from taking internet fun time breaks.
Step 7: Re-read your finished product. Does it look like the sample essay? It is long enough? Does it make sense? If yes, the congrats! Turn that sucker in and take a nap because all that stressing took a number on you. If no, its back to work with the editing.
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Reason for being noticeably nonexistent for who knows how long: College is hard. I’ve pulled at least 4 all-nighters in the past 2 weeks. It was probably more but I dont remember. I now sleep in almost all my free time.
Sidenote: I just got these awesome new dance shoes in the mail today. They’re the ones that are like ballet shoes that only cover half your feet. If you’re a dancer you’ll know what Im talking about, if not just know that they’re awesome.
Sidenote to the Sidenote: I started reading tfios. I have acknowledged that my life is slowly descending into turmoil after each page.
this is my favorite face dean winchester has ever made
what makes it even better is the fact that he made this face because he just killed a little naked fairy with nipples in a microwave
I NEVER FUCKING NOTICED THE CHAIR THING AND NOW IM FUCKING DEAD
Dude you’ve been missing out cause this moment is poetry in motion
mother fucker is the most graceful and smooth ass bitch you will ever see
I’m drunk and this gif makes Sam look like a Tyrannosaurus
i’m not even drunk and i see it
reblog if the next disney princess should be an alcoholic
Jimmy Fallon and his One Direction/Harry Styles obsession
This is a very important message for young people everywhere
The Hobbits approve
Jimmy’s wearing Shaq’s jacket and it might be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.
and let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that michaelangelo had probably never seen a girl naked and when he want to sculpt or paint them his mentality seems to be “wow, everyone likes women….they must be like…..buff dudes. i love buff dudes. women are buff dudes but with little chest lumps and no wiener”
And my personal favorite, Adam and Eve
he literally painted adam and steve
u kno when u hav many thing to do so u lay on the floor for long time
they have the ability to change their skin coloration and texture on command
There once was an angel who held a man’s hand in hell and said ‘Come.’
Only to hold that same hand in purgatory and say, ‘Go.’
and his brother will roll his eyes and whisper ‘gay’
do you guys even understand?
you are opening and closing your mouth… making noises and syllables
and absolutely all of it makes no sense but it does because we’ve applied meanings to those sounds but
they mean n o t h i n g
We are getting too self aware guys.
this is the most mindfucking post ive ever read.
it gets even scarier when you think of singing
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